June 9, 2011 - 8pm - Beauty Bar
Problem Solving Initiative - Creating and Kindly Announcing Silly Solutions
and musical guests
That's right, constituents, the Mental State Department is unveiling a new solution-creation scheme this evening called "PSICKASS," (pronounced "sick-ass") Don't let the name fool you, there's nothing SICK, nor ASS-y about this night of entertainment. Instead, you're going to have a PSICKASS time, with a KICK-ASS line-up of local genius comedians and musical virtuosoes. Indeed, you would not expect to get this sort of a show for free. MSD is being suspiciously generous, some have speculated in anticipation of future events, which will cost millions of times the current asking price of zero. The value of this show is infinite, but the quality will be excellent indeed. It's like you found a very nice new bed at the grocery store, given as a "free sample."
Attendance is compelled, desired, wished for, hoped for, prayed for, wanted, needed, craved, pursued, our raison d'etre, our cause celebre, our hope, our interest, our dream, our goal, our one favor to ask. The audience will be smart, attractive and well-groomed. The show will be inspiring, compelling, interesting, and most importantly, hilarious. Plus the musical guest will give you a reason to nod your head in approval. All in all, a wonder to behold. 8pm TONIGHT.